Mar 29, 2011

Pirates of Karaabian

Thats it..People downloading free tollywood mp3s are reportedly feeling cheated all over the world.What a shame.

Remake hindi or even another south indian language movie into telugu and expect people to watch it..no problem..jai Torrentz!
No thats not enough for you..You go ahead and remake the songs too..! people will stop downloading those pirated mp3 also one day.Much needed songs publicity is also a goner then.
Soon Lakshmi Ganapathy films will rule the roost.Mark these words.

:: Lakshmi Ganapathy films-> remember the shrill lady voice that promotes dubbed english movies and their hilarious telugu titles ! ;)

IMPORTANT INFO
The music tracks from Tollywood movies are generally 6 in number..One will be the Hero's introductory song..generally mass and with inspiring lyrics or boasting stuff about him/his hit movies/his family(can go many generations back) if the name of the movie is of a wild animal (with which our hero might not even be in the same frame if not for the graphics).One might be a family song, one break up song and the rest are duets.
Pliss to save the above info, who knows, you might have already downloaded the last tollywood album you ever will.
(Dont worry..you wont miss anything, the original music would anyway be with you..Just stay updated with engleeesh/tamil/hindi songs)



PS: I dont download pirated music.
I love tollywood when it is otherwise original.I love tollywood so much that I'm going to remake telugu movies in hindi.(For that please sign a petition asking Priyadarshan saar and Salman bhai to leave few hit movies for newgoers like me.Google for the petition)

Mar 13, 2011

I really cant think of any title..that random!

So I'm bored.So I shall blog.

Human beings and other things I dont really understand ( in no particular order):

>Fair & Lovely..and its bullshit about women suddenly getting confident after becoming faaairr..Fairness cream for men is a bigger crap.

.Non-vegetarian haters/To-let boards reading 'Only for vegetarians'..Hulloo did the reason that the human race made it this far because of staying on top of the food chain ever occur to you ?!

.Morning people..This I want to be !

.People who talk,preach,advise.Just talk,preach,advise...a lot! Seriously you made me maha resistant to all those inspiring sentences just by using them. Impossible is nothing/Sky is the limit..nah nothing hits me now :(

.Smokers (btw How do you guys puff out rings ???? that actually is a skill!! )

.People who take facebook's 'whats on your mind?' box literally

.People who 'hate' all the newest best stuff to sound cooooooooooool.

.Killjoys/ askers of 'So why you excited?' I'm killing you in my head now, thats why

.P30pLE whuu tok LiKE thizz..U get on ma nrvezz!!1

.Desperate chicks/Wannabes/Posers/cheap liquor mentality cheapos (theres something about this that gets me)

.People who are my exact opposites/ wait that I can be myself..half my life.


(Dear anyone,everyone,the future if-ever-changed me: No offence meant.)